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[cobbledtogetherenvy]

[No recording. Envy doesn't want to talk to any stupid humans.]

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[thefatedpath]

Then that is a 'no'?

[cobbledtogetherenvy]

Some of them haven't made direct attempts to kill me, I guess.

[thefatedpath]

Even indirect attempts are still attempts. Even so, I hope it has not come to that.

[cobbledtogetherenvy]

[This is so spectacularly absurd. Some people are too dumb to bother with. Envy crosses his hands behind his head (which can't be comfortable, at his bizarre angle) and returns to ignoring her.]

[thefatedpath]

I will take your stunning silence as indication that it has. I can not say that I have allies that exist now which tried to do much of the same in the past. It all depends on where our current interests lie.

[ Oh yes, she realizes it may be more pertinent to talk to the wall. ]

[cobbledtogetherenvy]

[No sign whatsoever that he's paying attention. Because he is not. This is all white noise now.]

[thefatedpath]

[ She sighs at the lack of response. ALL RIGHT, then.

Alisaie stands up, rounds to the backside of the couch, and lifts it from the bottom intent on turning it on its side. She will tip you right out of it to get your attention if she has to! ]

[cobbledtogetherenvy]

[Here, Envy has an unexpected defense. His weight massively outstrips his size. The amount of force necessary to move a sofa and what appears to be a skinny teenager doesn't budge him. It feels like something approximately the size of a small elephant is lounging on the sofa.]

[thefatedpath]

[ She tries pushing instead. That doesn't move it. She tries to leverage her weight by pushing her back into it. Nothing.

Oh, bother.

She huffs a sigh of frustration and rounds the couch again to look down on her Inmate. ]

Are you going to get up, say anything, or just lie there?

[cobbledtogetherenvy]

You're the one foolish enough to buy into this little game of the admiral's. It doesn't feel like my problem.

[thefatedpath]

Your circumstance is no game. If you need help, then I am offering my services to help you.

[cobbledtogetherenvy]

Is that all? I don't. Goodbye.

[thefatedpath]

I am not leaving. I can stand here all day if I must.

[cobbledtogetherenvy]

I honestly don't know what you think is going to happen, but if it makes you happy.

[thefatedpath]

Hmph.

[ Alisaie takes up a post near the south end of the couch. And so she stands there, arms folded. All. Day. ]

[cobbledtogetherenvy]

[Envy thrives on glares and has the patience of an undying thing. He does turn the TV on eventually, though.]