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[cobbledtogetherenvy]

[No recording. Envy doesn't want to talk to any stupid humans.]

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after pairing go up

[perfectly_average]

Hi, I'm your monthly nuisance, Jamil Viper.

[Just going off of what little he's seen of and heard of Envy over the network.]

Would you prefer meeting out on the deck or in the Enclosure?

[cobbledtogetherenvy]

[Envy usually ignores wardens, but he's in a slightly fey mood lately.]

You know every single one of you tries this? The casual, self-effacing, just in case you need something thing? Do you all think it's unique? Do you expect I'm going to respond differently than to the dozen before?

[perfectly_average]

[He hums.]

Actually, I was willing to consider it a victory if you responded, at all. I was basing my approach on what I've seen of you over the network.

[Oh well.]

But, the difference might be in that I actually meant every word. I'm annoyingly stubborn, and you've given me no reason to hate you.

[cobbledtogetherenvy]

Mm-hm, this is also pretty standard. I need to stab more of you.

[perfectly_average]

Just stabbing? With how many times I've attacked my own boyfriend, I'd be the pot calling the kettle black in hating you for that.

[cobbledtogetherenvy]

Yeah, I never see this tried, either. You're very unique. Look. Just consider yourself to have the month off. Anything I'm going to do you wouldn't be able to stop, anyway.

[perfectly_average]

Mhm. [It's soft and dismissive.] In any case, you can either meet me at one of the places I mentioned earlier, or I'll come to you.