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[cobbledtogetherenvy]

[No recording. Envy doesn't want to talk to any stupid humans.]

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[cobbledtogetherenvy]

What?

[atowncalledtreffy]

What are you thinking about all this shit happening on the ship?

[cobbledtogetherenvy]

[He has nothing on the backburner that he thinks a blunt instrument like Trevor is a threat to. He can be honest.]

Any transition is an opportunity for useful change. Here's hoping for a little chaos. But I don't really care about a change in management.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Do you care if you get sent back to your death?

[cobbledtogetherenvy]

That's been the point the whole time.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Of all the fucking things to have in common...

Perfect. You might just get your wish.

[cobbledtogetherenvy]

Good, I win and so do all of you.

[atowncalledtreffy]

You're a fucking asshole, Envy.

[cobbledtogetherenvy]

Have I ever suggested otherwise? Does anything about me give anyone the idea that I'm a good candidate for the admiral's little shitshow? If he wants better results, make better decisions.

[atowncalledtreffy]

No, I mean - fuck it, never mind.

[cobbledtogetherenvy]

What?

[He's touchy at the moment. Not because of the admiral's troubles. He honestly doesn't care. But people keep poking at him and expecting him to react like a human.]

[atowncalledtreffy]

You piss me off.

But I don't want you to fucking die, you stupid, evil bastard.

[cobbledtogetherenvy]

It was my death. Why does the admiral get to have it?

[atowncalledtreffy]

I don't give a shit about the Admiral.

[cobbledtogetherenvy]

Good, he doesn't give a shit about you.

[atowncalledtreffy]

I do somehow give a shit about you, you bastard. I don't want you gone.

CW: fire/violence

[cobbledtogetherenvy]

[He'd be more dismissive if he hadn't just had to talk to Trixie. Instead he's touchy.]

Know how long it takes even the Flame Alchemist to burn a homunculus out of existence?

Re: CW: fire/violence

[atowncalledtreffy]

No, but I have a feeling you're going to tell me.

[cobbledtogetherenvy]

No, I don't know either, because I wasn't there when he did it to my sister, and before he finished with me I ripped my stone out and smashed it. It's a long time.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Is there a reason you're telling me this now?

[cobbledtogetherenvy]

Because the admiral doesn't care, but you're the kind of human who does garbage like that. And it's my death. We don't have beginnings and endings. I'm a tool. I was done being useful. I broke myself.

[atowncalledtreffy]

You're right.

Just wanted to make sure you really wanted to die.

[cobbledtogetherenvy]

I want to be dead. Dying doesn't help right now.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Don't worry. You're probably going to get your chance. Asshole.